Why the hell is Superman beating up a middle-aged man in carnie suspenders? Did Clark get embarassed when he tried to win Lois that stuffed Krypto dog?
This post, especially the tag line, just gave me a wonderful idea for an Elseworlds story:
Superman: Frank Sinatra. Batman: Dean Martin. Wonder Woman: Angie Dickinson. Flash: Sammy Davis, Jr. Aquaman: Peter Lawford. Green Lanthern: Joey Bishop.
Together they are the JPAB: The Justice Pack of America, Baby!
"By Rao"? Uh...for doing his own thing Superman is kind of a square. Especially that weak ass Charleston he is dancing.
ReplyDeleteWhy the hell is Superman beating up a middle-aged man in carnie suspenders? Did Clark get embarassed when he tried to win Lois that stuffed Krypto dog?
ReplyDeleteWait a minute... that's the exact same dance Daniel Vosovick was doing in the opening credits for 'Project Runway." I knew it looked familiar!
ReplyDeleteI just want to know if the old hippie's egg ever hatched.
" Superman beating up a middle-aged man"
ReplyDeleteOh, is THAT what he meant by "taking a poke" at the guy?
I realize it's not kosher to cast an askance eye at Shuster, but man, that's one tiny-looking Superman in that last picture.
ReplyDeleteUmm... Is it just me, or does anyone else think Booster Gold looks like he has a crush?
ReplyDeletedamn straight!
ReplyDeleteRagnell,
ReplyDeleteIt's just you.
To me, Booster looks like the only guy angry that the guy with X-Ray vision keeps winning.
Steel, Flash, and Huntress look like they're happy just to be in the room with the big cheater.
"heiynia": What Superman suffers after doing that lame-ass Charlston.
This post, especially the tag line, just gave me a wonderful idea for an Elseworlds story:
ReplyDeleteSuperman: Frank Sinatra.
Batman: Dean Martin.
Wonder Woman: Angie Dickinson.
Flash: Sammy Davis, Jr.
Aquaman: Peter Lawford.
Green Lanthern: Joey Bishop.
Together they are the JPAB: The Justice Pack of America, Baby!
Bully, that makes so much sense it hurts.
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