We have a lot in common.
Stupid blond guys are always getting into his sh*t.
Stupid blond guys are always getting into my sh*t.
He has a black soul.
I have a large Black Manta ship... to go along with my massive Black everythangs!
I heard he once cut his brother's girlfriend Sif's hair because she wouldn't give him any play.
Hateful.
Spiteful.
Pitiful.
I wholeheartedly approve.
If you did not know, that means I approve with my whole heart.
Loki is a "pimp," children.
Note the pimp cup.
His cup tells his story.
5. LOKI
Oh, Devon....
ReplyDeleteI don't know whether to praise or repudiate the fact that your inevitable immodest allusion to your own anatomy did not include a reference to great big horns, even though the subject matter clearly made it appropriate.
A wasted opportunity or admirable restraint? I can't quite decide.
No matter how times he says he's the God of Evil, he really is, at best, the God of Douchesbags.
ReplyDeleteLoki's not a midget.
ReplyDeleteheh heh heh
ReplyDeleteHe's a midget because he's half-Frost Giant.
ReplyDeleteHe's all Frost Giant.
ReplyDeleteHe was born small 'cause his father was a loser, and loser giants have little children. Made for an easy birth, I suppose.
Loki is also the mother of Odin's eight-legged horse.
Douchebag he may be, but at least he's respectful enough to pour one out for fallen homeys.
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