You wanna kick ass? Listen to this while driving, hunting jackalopes and smacking a Rannie:

The White Stripes' "Blue Orchid." Jack White, calls in "The Seven Nation Army," tunes up his guitar, pulls a piece of lace over one eye and channels Prince, circa "Sign O' The Times, " making one hell of a righteous sound.

The Mars Volta's "Eria Tarka." More prog in one song than anything has a right to and boy, can that Bixler-Zavala wail!

Sonic Youth's "Unmade Bed." Just a great, great heartbreakingly chill-ass song.

The Dears' "Lost In The Plot." Boys going forth, doing Morrissey proud.

System Of A Down's "B.Y.O.B" An 80's R&B hook mixed with hard rock? I'm in.

Kings Of Convenience's "I'd Rather Dance With You." See "Unmade Bed."

Gorillaz's "M1A1" "ahem" Great way to start a mix-CD.

Soundgarden's "The Day I Tried To Live." Good music makes life worth living.

Now, don't forget to check back later on in the day as I give the lowdown on what I saw and better yet, HEARD at WizardWorld Philly.

Trust me, I'll make it worth your wild.