Thursday, February 15, 2007
Superman Does Not Have A MySpace Page...
... so, he does the next best thing.
He "deletes" you by not giving you a statue in The Fortress of Solitude.
Supergirl, are you listening?
We've got Batman, Robin, Wonder Woman, Nightwing, Powergirl, Kal-L, and Lois and Jimmy? What an odd group. No Supergirl, Superboy, Steel, or Perry; and neither Robin nor Nightwing strikes me as one of his closest heroic friends...
The Legion there seems kinda... reboteed. Coupled with the absence of Kon-El, it seems he doesn't update often..
That jerk has some nerve! Including Kal-L, who, before realizing the error of his ways, was complicit in the events of the Infinite Crisis and leaving out Kon-El, who gave his life fighting Superboy Prime. I know it's been said by many people many times, but I'll say it again: Superman is a dick.
Why does Superman have a T-Rex in his Fortress? isn't that Batman's "thing"?? Bruce is going to be pretty pissed that Clark is stealing all of his fashion bits. What next? A giant "nickel" to parallel the penny? Sheesh!
Just to show you how bad-ass he is, Superman went to the Marvel Universe and brought back Devil Dinosaur and stuffed it after he got tired of playing with it.Post a Comment