Monday, August 08, 2005
Character Donation #68
Hey, what're you doing there, son? Is that a JLA thermonuclear device you're toying with?
Of course it is, you're SNAPPER CARR, that's what you do. You thought you were helping.
I guess that's what a JLA mascot does. They get all "Zan & Jayna" and "help" things up for the heroes to have to fix.
Snap, you're a walking plot device. You're our Rick Jones.
See? All's missing from Rick is a constant snapping of fingers like some member of an Appalachian music quartet.
Snap, I know you didn't mean to sabotage The Justice League by letting The Joker into their SECRET LAIR anymore than Rick Jones meant to fall asleep at a gamma bomb testing site. It's O.K.
You're Snapper Carr, that's what you do. You're just full of Marvel goodness. You're "Cold War," baby! That goes a long way at Marvel, Snap.
Besides, I have a sneaking suspicion you somehow kept Robin out of The Justice League.
Maybe when you go to Marvel, you can mentor young heroes there like Rick Jones does in "Runaways."
Wait a minute! Snapper, you used to mentor "Young Justice" waaaay before Rick got the idea.
God, someone took a page from "The Snapper Carr Playbook." (Shakes head in bewilderment)
See ya, hepcat! Say "Hey!" to the "squares" at Marvelsville.