Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Why Aren't These Characters In Play?!?



Give me a new version of ALL-OUT WAR featuring The Viking Commando. I don't care how. Just make it happen. It could be a frickin' teen romance comic featuring him, G.I. Robot and The Haunted Tank for all I care. I just want a comic with The Viking Commando in it. Dammit, he's got an ax! Probably a grenade, too. Let's add some atom bombs, as well. I wanna see a Viking going ALL-OUT with an ax, a grenade and an atom bomb. ALL-OUT, b***h!!!! Saying things like, "You know how we do!"

Then, I wanna see a Nazi wet his pants.

Is Garth Ennis still Marvel exclusive?

I wanna see the adventures of a Viking set in World War II, dammit. I've never read a single issue of "All-Out War" but dammit, it's called "All-Out War" and features a Viking Commando. Anything called "All-Out War" should be subtitled "THE COMIC THAT F***S YOUR S**T UP, MONTHLY!"

I wanna go ALL-OUT, son!

I wanna read that damned book!

Drunk.

8 comments:

Shon Richards said...

It is funny. I remember seeing the ad for this comic but never actually saw the comic anywhere. What is a Viking Commando? I don't know, but I'm sure it kicks mucho posterior.

Adrian James said...

But does he have a Viking Commando Dog and a Viking Commando Cat?

Shane Bailey said...

"THE COMIC THAT F***S YOUR S**T UP, MONTHLY!"

Wouldn't that just be "The Worlds Greatest Comic Magazine"?

Chris said...

I just look forward to the inevitable Viking Commando/Thor showdown, where VC shows Thor that "Mjolnir" is the sounds that gurgles out of the Norse God's throat while his hammer is shoved down it!

"THE COMIC THAT F***S YOUR S**T UP, MONTHLY!"

Heh.

And the exclamation point makes all the difference, my friend.

Scipio said...

According to the Grand Comic Book Database, at one point the Viking Commando was declared insane and removed from active duty.

How rude!

Devon said...

And yet, my love continues to grow.

Captain Infinity said...

You want All-Out War? How about a squadron comprised of Viking Commando, G.I. Robot, Sgt. Gorilla, and the Creature Commandos led by the Unknown Soldier.

Anonymous said...

my grandpa was drawing that comic when i was six years old. V.C's got a sexy ghostly valkyrie always hangin' around waiting for him to die and take him to valhalla so she can finally have her vixenish way with him, but he still seems into living. gramps also drew the strip "the losers" for "our fighting forces comics", neither names as bad@$$ as this book.