Should I be ashamed that, for a very long time, I've known that DC & Marvel actually own the trademark on the term "superhero?" Should I be ashamed that I consider this such a non-story?
Should I be ashamed that I know that publishers actually can use the term "superhero" within their comic books, it just has to be used in a "proper" context. To the civilians out there, don't name your comic something like "The Superhero" and you should be alright.
Should I be ashamed that I can look at a headline and instantly start feeling like this guy?