Friday, July 22, 2005
Character Donation #44
Pack up the cats, yo! It's ORCA, THE WHALE-WOMAN!
Who the f**k let her in?!?! Go somewhere and deliver me a candygram!
Oddly enough, someone thought a frickin' WHALEWOMAN was what Batman's Rogues Gallery was missing. Can you imagine the conversation?
"Poison Ivy? CHECK!"
"Wait a minute...where's our Whalewoman to fill out this classic ensemble?"
Judging by the look on Batman's face, he can hardly wait to bash Orca in the head with his mother's ruby necklace.
This Frankenstein's Monster did exactly what any good monster does: it destroyed its' creator.
Rumors abound that her creator, former Wolverine and G.I. Joe scribe, Larry Hama was relieved of his Batman writing duties due to overwhelmingly negative fan reaction. Oh, that wacky Internet!
Any character that forces a man to lose his mind and not only create but wear this Hasbro-esque monstrosity...
...needs to be immediately shipped off to Marvel.
I hear The Sub-Mariner's single again.