DC Comics created The Metrosexual. Heck, it says so on the cover of Jonah Hex #3. It takes a hell of a man to wear a satin vest around someone like Jonah Hex. Bat Lash is one hell of a man.

A customer told me I sound like Denzel Washington. I'll take that.

Scip now knows that I do a pretty mean Phil LeMar impersonation. I will have to kill him.

Women customers like to hug me. I always look like I need one. I'll tell you a secret. I only act like I hate it. I don't like dudes hugging me. That's canon.

One of my customers told me Bill O'Reilly has some good ideas. I pointed out that Ra's al Ghul does too until he gets to the "killing 90-some percent of the population" part.

My customers love me. One customer brought me a cake, another brownies. I kinda felt like the Baby Jesus.

This week I learned Scip was a Navy SEAL. I don't know about that. He might be able to balance a ball on his nose, though.

Instead of asking yourself, "What would Superman do?" Ask yourself, "What would Wildcat do?" You'll wake up much happier that way.

I leave you with these words:

"Blame Wildcat."