Friday, January 06, 2006

My Week In Review


Bat Lash
Originally uploaded by Devon Sanders.
DC Comics created The Metrosexual. Heck, it says so on the cover of Jonah Hex #3. It takes a hell of a man to wear a satin vest around someone like Jonah Hex. Bat Lash is one hell of a man.

A customer told me I sound like Denzel Washington. I'll take that.

Scip now knows that I do a pretty mean Phil LeMar impersonation. I will have to kill him.

Women customers like to hug me. I always look like I need one. I'll tell you a secret. I only act like I hate it. I don't like dudes hugging me. That's canon.

One of my customers told me Bill O'Reilly has some good ideas. I pointed out that Ra's al Ghul does too until he gets to the "killing 90-some percent of the population" part.

My customers love me. One customer brought me a cake, another brownies. I kinda felt like the Baby Jesus.

This week I learned Scip was a Navy SEAL. I don't know about that. He might be able to balance a ball on his nose, though.

Instead of asking yourself, "What would Superman do?" Ask yourself, "What would Wildcat do?" You'll wake up much happier that way.

I leave you with these words:

"Blame Wildcat."

7 comments:

Scipio said...

" I don't like dudes hugging me."
Me either! Such a waste of time...

"I kinda felt like the Baby Jesus."
The resemblance is striking, actually. I think it's the glow.

Mallet said...

"What would wildcat do?"

Punch shit?

Come to think of it randomly hitting things would make me happy!

Iron Lungfish said...

"I kinda felt like the Baby Jesus."

No way Baby Jesus got anything as awesome as cake. Frankincense? What the hell is frankincense?

Mallet said...

The monster sleeping with the doctor?

Ragnell said...

iron lungfish -- Frankincense is the most awesome smelling old or incense you can burn. It's been used in temples and churches since Ancient Egypt, and is one of my favorite scents.

I'd rather have Frankincense myself. But that could be because my mother labors under the misconception that I like coconut.

Ragnell said...

Err... old was suppsed to be "Oil"

naladahc said...

But can you do Phil Lamar doing Jon Stewart???