What is the sound a man makes when caught in a sandstorm generated by Hawkman's wings?
That's right, ladies and gentlemen. "YOOCH!"
I hope to someday to have a lovely young lady make that sound someday but not in a Hawkman-generated-sandstorm kind of way...
...if ya know what I mean. (Said while poking you in the ribs in a "Kyle Rayner" sort of way.)*
*Send all complaints to Scipio Garling who will forward them to "The Hal Jordan Council To Prevent Childhood Head Trauma."
A worthy cause and one I could have benefitted from.