Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Kyle Rayner: Adult!: The "Lost" Girlfriend



Wait for it. WAIT FOR IT!!!!!!

Welcome to any day in the life of Kyle Rayner: Adult.

16 comments:

SpiritGlyph said...

You know, I'd forgotten that gal killed herself. Once again, sleeping with Kyle Rayner has proven to be the kiss of death.

cozmic said...

Sleeping with Kyle Rayner is a kiss of death? I'd take my chances.

Mallet said...

Sleeping with Kyle Rayner is a lot like breaking a mirror under a lader surrounded by dead black cats on roller skates. They circle around you repeatedly crossing your path while cursing you with their undead gaze.

Steven said...

Has Kyle slept with ANYONE who didn't die?

(Donna SO counts, she died twice since they started dating)

SpiritGlyph said...

I sure can't think of anyone who managed to survive Kyle's deadly kiss. The green woman shot herself, Jade sacrificed herself in a manner so boring that even Ragnell didn't enjoy it, Donna bit the dust twice since then (doubtless with more to come), and Alexandra DeWitt's fate is gruesome and infamous. At least we got Gail Simone out of the deal.

The conclusion? Sleeping with Kyle is probably less safe than the thing with the dead cats. Statistically, you have a 125% chance of death.

Ragnell said...

I must have been asleep at the keyboard to let you beat me to blogging that issue.

Oh well.

Filthy McMonkey said...

That's depressing.
At least Hal just gets bonked in the head, and hilarity ensues...

Bully said...

Proof that alien worlds don't have refrigerators.

Ragnell said...

Maybe in a future issue we'll find out that Kyle inadvertantly desecrated a Holy Temple of Aphrodite or Ishtar before he got the ring. He's been suffering the wrath of the angry love Goddess ever since.

R Greene said...

What I wanna know is how many green women has Kyle slept with? He's like a DCU Captain Kirk for crying out loud! If I were She-Hulk, I'd be a touch nervous right now. These things do tend to happen in 3's, y'know.

Steven said...

Ragnell, R. Greene,

I would love to read both of those stories. In fact, I'd like to see both plots in the same story, where She-Hulk has to defend Kyle against the wrath of an angry love goddess in order to save her own life because she, too, had the pity sex with Boy-Toy Lantern.

Maybe she manages only to save her own life with the argument that cross-over sex doesn't count, because it's not canon.

Ragnell said...

steven -- Pity sex? Have you seen that guy's ass in spandex?

Steven said...

Ragnell,

You know I have, thanks mainly to you.

Marionette said...

I'm beginning to think it's just not safe being female and appearing in a Green Lantern comic at all.

Ragnell said...

If they'd have brought Katma back to life during ResurrectionFest 2004 I'd be more inclined to disagree with you, Mari.

Combine that with the lack of new female GLs (There were what, 2 background females in GLC? Added to 2 females with speaking parts you get a whopping 4 in 7200) and you've got some serious food for thought here.

Anonymous said...

At now, I think we must really fear for Marissa Rochelle... who, in fact, recognized the guy for the big idiot who is.