Friday, May 12, 2006

Friday Night Fights

Who wins?

Dogwelder with a Kryptonite blowtorch or...

Mamafrakkin' Krypto The Superdog with "super-rip-your-jugular-out" powers?

Discuss.

13 comments:

Dorian said...

Krypto is a dog with all of Superman's powers.

Krypto always wins.

Toby S. said...

Krypto.

Attack dogs are already hugely dangerous killing machines. If it's a Kryptonian one? You're focked. No doubt.

Dave Carter said...

Krypto has heat vision, which has a much longer range than a Kryptonite blow torch.

Canton said...

Ultimately, Krypto. The wielder of the blowtorch wouldn't die from the inevitable mauling itself, but would contract Super Rabies, for which there is no vaccine and no cure.

Krypto is just a carrier, of course, and is not affected by the contagion.

(No, I have no idea what I'm talking about.)

bittercupojoe said...

Before or after Krypto has been kicked down the road by Superboy-Prime?

Town said...

Suppose Dogwelder could fuse Krypto to Superboy-Prime?

Then we'd ALL win!

naladahc said...

Kryptonite blowtorch? What an absurd concept!

Kryptonian dog rocketed into space getting superpowers from a yellow sun? All the way!!!

Krypto is the greatest remnant of that long forgot planet Krypton!

Ever!

(As long as he doesn't have word-based thought balloons like he did in the Silver Age!)

Harvey Jerkwater said...

You know who would win that fight?

Bueno Excellente.

Bueno always wins.

"Heh heh...Bueno..."

Anonymous said...

As a former dog walker, I have to be honest and say that Krypto's performance in said duel would depend greatly on his motivations. Post-Infinite Crisis Krypto would be down in the dumps after losing his friend, Conner, and would most likely just roll over and die. However, if Robin successfully clones Conner and Conner's life THEN became endangered by the kryptonite blowtorch, I can honestly say that there would be no stopping him and he would most likely super-hump his enemy's leg, causing tidal waves and an inability to weild the kryptonite blowtorch. Then Conner, as a good law abiding citizen, would use a plastic bag to dispose of Krypto's super-poo.

Devon said...

I love you all.

The Fortress Keeper said...

Krypto is the greatest comic book character ever! He kicks - or maybe the word should be bites - anyone's ass.

The Doc said...

Krypto wins. What's Dogwelder going to do? Weld dogs to Krypto? That's just going to INCREASE his powers.

Mike Loughlin said...

Remember "Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow?" The kryptonite man turns Krypto green and kills him- and that doesn't stop him! Krypto wins.

That said, I'll buy any comic with Section 8 ever.