Friday, May 12, 2006
Friday Night Fights
Who wins?
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Krypto.
Attack dogs are already hugely dangerous killing machines. If it's a Kryptonian one? You're focked. No doubt.
Attack dogs are already hugely dangerous killing machines. If it's a Kryptonian one? You're focked. No doubt.
Ultimately, Krypto. The wielder of the blowtorch wouldn't die from the inevitable mauling itself, but would contract Super Rabies, for which there is no vaccine and no cure.
Krypto is just a carrier, of course, and is not affected by the contagion.
(No, I have no idea what I'm talking about.)
Krypto is just a carrier, of course, and is not affected by the contagion.
(No, I have no idea what I'm talking about.)
Kryptonite blowtorch? What an absurd concept!
Kryptonian dog rocketed into space getting superpowers from a yellow sun? All the way!!!
Krypto is the greatest remnant of that long forgot planet Krypton!
Ever!
(As long as he doesn't have word-based thought balloons like he did in the Silver Age!)
Kryptonian dog rocketed into space getting superpowers from a yellow sun? All the way!!!
Krypto is the greatest remnant of that long forgot planet Krypton!
Ever!
(As long as he doesn't have word-based thought balloons like he did in the Silver Age!)
As a former dog walker, I have to be honest and say that Krypto's performance in said duel would depend greatly on his motivations. Post-Infinite Crisis Krypto would be down in the dumps after losing his friend, Conner, and would most likely just roll over and die. However, if Robin successfully clones Conner and Conner's life THEN became endangered by the kryptonite blowtorch, I can honestly say that there would be no stopping him and he would most likely super-hump his enemy's leg, causing tidal waves and an inability to weild the kryptonite blowtorch. Then Conner, as a good law abiding citizen, would use a plastic bag to dispose of Krypto's super-poo.
Krypto is the greatest comic book character ever! He kicks - or maybe the word should be bites - anyone's ass.
Krypto wins. What's Dogwelder going to do? Weld dogs to Krypto? That's just going to INCREASE his powers.
Remember "Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow?" The kryptonite man turns Krypto green and kills him- and that doesn't stop him! Krypto wins.
That said, I'll buy any comic with Section 8 ever.
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That said, I'll buy any comic with Section 8 ever.
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