Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Sketch-A-Palooza: Wonder Woman
Sketch-A-Palooza begins anew and this time with....
Now, I have no idea why Wonder Woman is reclining in such a way. I know, it's not very "warrior-like," but dammit, it is soooooo pretty!
If I wrote anything that Wonder Woman were in this is exactly how I would introduce her. Reclining inexplicably, looking right into "the camera."
Picture it:
John Stewart (Taking his seat at The JLA Conference Table) : Starro's attacking Fisherman's Wharf!
Wonder Woman (Reclining on the JLA's glass conference table) : Good! I'm tired of being made to hang around this conference table, anyway...
Or this scenario:
Geo-Force: By my crown...
Wonder Woman (Reclining on the Invisible Jet's wing) : For Hera's sake! Shut your stupid f*****' mouth, you fake little emperor, you!
Or this one...
Superman (Kneeling on the ground, crying again, clutching his "S") : Black Adam's killed millions!
Wonder Woman (Gliding on an air current) : Well, it is Tuesday...
Writing and art!
That's comics, people.
Now, I have no idea why Wonder Woman is reclining in such a way. I know, it's not very "warrior-like," but dammit, it is soooooo pretty!
If I wrote anything that Wonder Woman were in this is exactly how I would introduce her. Reclining inexplicably, looking right into "the camera."
Picture it:
John Stewart (Taking his seat at The JLA Conference Table) : Starro's attacking Fisherman's Wharf!
Wonder Woman (Reclining on the JLA's glass conference table) : Good! I'm tired of being made to hang around this conference table, anyway...Or this scenario:
Geo-Force: By my crown...
Wonder Woman (Reclining on the Invisible Jet's wing) : For Hera's sake! Shut your stupid f*****' mouth, you fake little emperor, you!Or this one...
Superman (Kneeling on the ground, crying again, clutching his "S") : Black Adam's killed millions!
Wonder Woman (Gliding on an air current) : Well, it is Tuesday...Writing and art!
That's comics, people.
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By the way, the new Big Monkey Podcast is up, up and away...
Thrill to the Deaths of The New (Podcasting) Gods!
Thrill to the Deaths of The New (Podcasting) Gods!
Labels: Sketch-A-Palooza
Friday, September 14, 2007
Sketch-A-Palooza: Lady Cop
Sketch-A-Palooza begins and to start it of with a bang, let's start it off with one hell of a bangin' lady:
Isn't she beautiful?
That look in her eye? Confident, vigilant, regal. That, friends, is The Eye Of The Tiger.
McLeod perfectly captured the majesty that is Lady Cop, hand firmly on hip, baton in hand, lowered just so, raised just high enough to signal she'll knock your ass out.
If I lived in a perfect world, there would be a Lady Cop comic, drawn by McLeod and it would be featured on Oprah's Book Club. The Oprah-ites would be all "OOOH" and "AAAH" and bum-rush the comic book stores. Housewives would be all up in comic shops while fanboys would be hiding in corners, acting like their moms found their porn stash and stuff.
Me, I'd sell 'em the comics and smile pretty and let more women be dazzled by my wit and how handsome I am in proper lighting.
Oh, yeah! My charm, too.
I'm just sayin', is all.
Isn't she beautiful?
That look in her eye? Confident, vigilant, regal. That, friends, is The Eye Of The Tiger.
McLeod perfectly captured the majesty that is Lady Cop, hand firmly on hip, baton in hand, lowered just so, raised just high enough to signal she'll knock your ass out.
If I lived in a perfect world, there would be a Lady Cop comic, drawn by McLeod and it would be featured on Oprah's Book Club. The Oprah-ites would be all "OOOH" and "AAAH" and bum-rush the comic book stores. Housewives would be all up in comic shops while fanboys would be hiding in corners, acting like their moms found their porn stash and stuff.
Me, I'd sell 'em the comics and smile pretty and let more women be dazzled by my wit and how handsome I am in proper lighting.
Oh, yeah! My charm, too.
I'm just sayin', is all.
Labels: Lady Cop, Sketch-A-Palooza
