Monday, July 25, 2005
Character Donation #48
Contrary to what the cover may say, it was actually the beginning of the end.
Gunfire, The Sensational Character Find of 1993!
I know. I know. I can hardly believe he exists within The DC Universe, either.
Whatever you hate the most, you shall become. With DC Comics routinely getting handed its' ass on a monthly basis in The 90's, they decided to try and beat Marvel at their own game. Hence....
Introduced in Deathstroke, The Terminator Annual #2 (1993), after receiving the bite of an alien, Gunfire gained the abiliity to "charge" whatever he touches, turning it into an explosive weapon.
What a brave, brave GAMBIT, DC Comics. So very brave.
Gunfire or better yet, his great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson was last in Hitman #1,000,000 touching his own ass, blowing it to smithereens.
Since Marvel already has something like this dork, we at "Seven Hells!" would like to bypass the obvious and banish...I mean, donate him to...
C'mon, you know I'm right.