Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Kyle Rayner, Adult

It's Tuesday, so you know what that means! It's time for...

Kyle Rayner,Adult!!!!

You're Kyle Rayner, Adult and you're given a chance to visit The Spirit Plane. Now, he could...I don't know...make peace with that woman in the refrigerator. Ummm... No. Our Kyle Rayner, Adult is having none of that.



Kyle Rayner, Adult wants to get naked from the waist up, dance...and dammit, there'd better be some m*****f*****' Special K*, glowsticks and a m*****f*****'pacifier on the other side.

*He'll settle for "E" if he has to.

Seeing as how there isn't, I guess you'll have to go about the mission, huh, Kyle?

I hope a white buffalo pees on him.

As usual, Kyle Rayner, Adult is brought to you by...



...it's "Kyle-approved!!!"

Special thanks to James Rambo for pointing out the picture.

9 comments:

Chris Griswold said...

This made me hate everyone ever.

Who wrote that?

Winnick? Winnick will always sacrifice a character's inner logic in favor of a "funny joke" or the next step in the Winnick LGBT-AIDS Awareness machine.

I am a fan of both funny jokes and AIDS awareness, but I'd rather the characters act in accordance with their personalities and histories.

Scipio said...

I used to think I wanted a boyfriend like Kyle.

Then I realized...

I'd never had anything else!

Devon said...

Joe Kelley wrote that in JLA,

Sleestak said...

I've maintained for a while that the writers who have been scripting Kyle secretly dislike him, or through editorial mandate had to portray him so negatively since he first appeared. I don't think it is coincidence that he is always written as a freaking self-centered idiot.

Chris Griswold said...

Wait a second; I loved Joe kelly's JLA run. I can't place this panel.

What is the context?

Devon said...

Mmmwahahahaha! I'll never tell!

Chris Griswold said...

Dude, you even deleted the issue number.

You are what's called a dirty whore.

Your reticence to provide me with the proper information leads me to believe that you are once more taking good Mr. Rayner out of context, and are therefor thieving from the children of the world who could use a good role model like Kyle, when they are faced with a situation only their power ring and their imagination can get them out of.

I AM DRUNK! SO IF ANYTHING I WROTE COMES OFF AS WEIRD, I BLAME IT ON MY ADVENTUROUS PALATE, MY LOVE FOR TEQUILA, AND THE AVAILABILIY OF A POMEGRANATE MARGARITA.

kalinara said...

Aww, like you guys have never said dumb things when you're in the middle of a bizarre dream you know is a bizarre dream.

:-)

(And it's not that hard to figure out the issue. :-))

Steven said...

Man, who has to be told that's Joe Kelly dialogue?

Kelly's the guy who revealed Clark Kent's real secret is that he's a Metallica fan (favorite album? "Justice for All.")

Besides, how it is out of character? Kyle got his ring leaving a rave to get some air before he puked. This line is like Hal saying "I'd rather be flying" or "I'd rather be BONK OW ungh."