Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Kyle Rayner, Adult

It’s Tuesday, so you know what time it is! It’s time for Kyle Rayner: Adult!

Seeing that it’s Valentine’s Day, I thought I’d use our boy in showing you how not to woo a divorcee.



One: When you take her to The Moon, don’t let your first romantic gesture be conjuring up a blonde in a maid’s outfit. You will wind up playing palm hockey no matter how clever you might believe yourself to be.

Two: Umm…there is no two. Kyle’s an ass-clown. Just don’t be a frickin’ insensitive clown to your significant other like our boy, Kyle Rayner: Adult!

3 comments:

James Meeley said...

First, the construct wasn't a blonde. She was a red-head. Kyle's part Irish for goodness sake.

Second, he obviously knows what he's doing, since he got into Donna Troy's pants. No palm hockey for this stallion. :)

Amy said...

Hunh. I thought Guy Gardner was the only one who ringed-up Construct Maids.

Diamondrock said...

Heavens no! Kyle has a long and storied history of ringing up Construct Maids. And Construct Nurses as well...