Friends, I come to alert you to a serious threat plaguing DC's superheroines. A silent menace, it strikes on a monthly basis, afflicting one in every one of its heroines. It is...
No one knows its cause and as yet, there is no cure but the syptoms of Chaykin-itis are easy to recognize.
Feelings of cold and excitability even within St. Roch's sweltering heat. Jennifer Aniston shows symptoms of this as well despite DC's not publishing a Jennifer Aniston comic book.
Constant gritting of the teeth in order to show determination along with your freshly whitened teeth.