Friday, April 20, 2007

Hawkman On Diplomacy

Ladies and gentlemen, may I show you something?

Thank you.

First, a warning: you are about to witness greatness in action. You are about to bear witness to...

THE SINGLE GREATEST HAWKMAN PANEL OF ALL TIME!!!

Ladies, a disclaimer: Upon viewing the upcoming panel, I, the staff of "Seven Hells!" cannot be held responsible for the catching of vapors of any sort, any sudden appearance of hair upon the feminine bosom or any sudden, unintended pregnancies.

Gentlemen, a disclaimer: I cannot be held responsible for your becoming "gay" for Hawkman. If your parents truly love you, they will understand.

Everything you need to know about Hawkman is about to be shown to you in one single panel. With that said, ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you...

THE SINGLE GREATEST HAWKMAN PANEL OF ALL TIME!!!

Hawkman, shirtless, except for chainmail, swinging a flail, a mace and a sword, dangling from each hip, running fullbore right at you, screaming the three words that epitomize his every action, "I DON'T HESITATE!"

"I DON'T HESITATE!"


This is Hawkman distilled down to his essence in one single panel.

"I DON'T HESITATE!"


There's truth and beauty in those three words. Perhaps, together, the three greatest words ever written.

If you'll excuse, I have to go wrestle a bull to the ground now.

Ladies, feel free to do the same.

6 comments:

bittercupojoe said...

He's going to be hesitating a whole lot when that mace on his belt swings back around and the haft clips him in the balls. He needs to secure his shit there and/or carry one or two less weapons with him.

Devon said...

Dude, you're talking about Hawkman. The mace would crumble against the weight of his balls.

Jon said...

I'd've thought "make me sandwiches" would be the three words that sum up Hawkman, but those'll do.

Scipio said...

Good god!

There's HAIR on my bosom!

SallyP said...

Well, MY bosom is heaving, but thank goodness there is no chest hair upon it.

A truely awesome picture, Sir, but I must agree with bittercupojoe, that Hawkman's mace is going to make him start chirping in about a couple of seconds.

But he still won't hesitate!

Graig said...

"Thou shalt not hesitate" is one of the new 10 Commandments... at least it was when Space Ghost interviewed Charlton Heston.

Word verification:
"lurgl"
aka the sound one makes after Hawks hits you in the face with his mace