Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Kyle Rayner: ADULT!

This may be the most incredible Kyle Rayner panel EVER...

...Kyle Rayner, surrounded by mechanical dolphins with a bomb between his legs. Your duty...

Caption it.

18 comments:

Big Mike said...

Kyle's insistance that Batman join him for a ride on his green torpedo was met with an awkward silence.

crowdedhouse said...

Given the expression on Kyle's face, my caption must reflect what he's thinking, which is: "Ride the walrus."

Scipio said...

Hm.

"Love hurts"?

kalinara said...

"Dear Penthouse Forum,

I never thought it could happen to me..."

Andrew-TLA said...

"No, I'm not compensating for anything. I use my Lexus for that."

David Lawson said...

"Woohoo! Got a rocket in my pocket!"

Haole said...

"And they thought I couldn't look any dumber."

Ken Robinson said...

"This would be a really bad time to go off.

The bomb, I mean."

Anonymous said...

Unfortunately, due to his power ring, Kyle's efforts to compensate were a bit more obvious than others'.

Town said...

"Well boys, we got three engines out, we got more holes in us than a horse trader's mule, the radio is gone and we're leaking fuel and if we was flying any lower why we'd need sleigh bells on this thing... but we got one little budge on those Roosskies. At this height why they might harpoon us but they dang sure ain't gonna spot us on no radar screen!"

Kyle = Slim Pickins

Mallet said...

"Oh sure they could have sent Aquaman, but I insisted he get less panel time. Also CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!"

brdaykin said...

"Something tells me to stop at the crotch. I don't listen to it."

Daniel said...

"I hope this thing doesn't blow before I get it where it's going."

Zaratustra said...

"I am superpowerless... except from the waist down!"

Anonymous said...

Okay. Granted. This might not be the "best" way to fight Giganta. BUT, it's going to be the most fun.

Anonymous said...

Porm porn.

Mark "Puff" Anderson said...

So, you guys are dolphins.

Cool.

Do you come here often?

Anonymous said...

Man... my balls are killing me... I think I'm getting a boner...