Wednesday, May 31, 2006

 

Kyle Rayner: ADULT!

This may be the most incredible Kyle Rayner panel EVER...

...Kyle Rayner, surrounded by mechanical dolphins with a bomb between his legs. Your duty...

Caption it.

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Kyle's insistance that Batman join him for a ride on his green torpedo was met with an awkward silence.
 
Given the expression on Kyle's face, my caption must reflect what he's thinking, which is: "Ride the walrus."
 
Hm.

"Love hurts"?
 
"Dear Penthouse Forum,

I never thought it could happen to me..."
 
"No, I'm not compensating for anything. I use my Lexus for that."
 
"Woohoo! Got a rocket in my pocket!"
 
"And they thought I couldn't look any dumber."
 
"This would be a really bad time to go off.

The bomb, I mean."
 
Unfortunately, due to his power ring, Kyle's efforts to compensate were a bit more obvious than others'.
 
"Well boys, we got three engines out, we got more holes in us than a horse trader's mule, the radio is gone and we're leaking fuel and if we was flying any lower why we'd need sleigh bells on this thing... but we got one little budge on those Roosskies. At this height why they might harpoon us but they dang sure ain't gonna spot us on no radar screen!"

Kyle = Slim Pickins
 
"Oh sure they could have sent Aquaman, but I insisted he get less panel time. Also CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!"
 
"Something tells me to stop at the crotch. I don't listen to it."
 
"I hope this thing doesn't blow before I get it where it's going."
 
"I am superpowerless... except from the waist down!"
 
Okay. Granted. This might not be the "best" way to fight Giganta. BUT, it's going to be the most fun.
 
Porm porn.
 
So, you guys are dolphins.

Cool.

Do you come here often?
 
Man... my balls are killing me... I think I'm getting a boner...
 
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