(Big Monkey Comics' Holiday Christmas Party.)
Scip: So.... Devon. Your "companion." She's quite.... interesting.
Me (drunk) : Yup.
Scip: Is she... ? (pointing)
Me (drunk) : Madame Xanadu. Yes.
Scip: Oh, my. Why's she wearing a blindfold?
Me (drunker, breaking a champagne bottle over the edge of table) : I think she's blind. I didn't ask.
Scip: Is she wearing a purple lame' off-the-shoulder dress?
Me (Chasing Killer Moth) : Purple, yes. Off-the-shoulder, no. Girl just can't keep her dress up.
Scip: What's she doing now?
Devon: Ummm, a card trick or a fortune. I can't tell anymore.
Scip: So, you brought a blindfold-wearing, off-the-shoulder-purple-dress-wearing, fortune teller to my party?
Me (grabbing Killer Moth my the antenna) : GIVE IT! Yup.
Scip: Thank you.
Me: Merry Christmas.