Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Number Four of "Seven Hells!" Comics' 5 Greatest Douchebags

What is it with these people?

It's always about them.

White guys who keep those below, below the glass ceiling.

You know who I'm talking about.

Those two Atlantean kings who hate on men with big penises and doctorates and sh*t.

As much as I hate Aquaman, Namor, The Sub-Mariner just might be worse.

Always getting between Reed Richards and his baby's mama.

Disgraceful. A baby needs his daddy, *sshole.

I don't think he particularly likes Blacks either.

Here he is commiting a hate crime.

4. NAMOR

6 comments:

RadioSilence said...

Namor maybe number 4 on the douchebags list but he'll always be number one in the hearts of arrogant white monarchical bastards everywhere.

And how exactly does he fly with those teeny ankle wings?

Gyuss Baaltar said...

Yeah, Namor's entire schtick is being a douchebag. The guy went after Hitler, and ever since his return from homelessness has just been less than 1 step away from a supervillian

MALLET! said...

I... errr... Ment,

"Death shall come for you on tiny, tiny, ankle wings Black Manta!"

Jon Hex said...

"A baby needs his daddy"

You, sir, are the height of toomuchery.

SallyP said...

Is Namor a jerk? Well...of course he is. That's his "thing" after all. And Civil War era Reed is actually much MORE of a douchebag than Namor.

However, pre-Civil War Reed was ok.

John Foley said...

I don't think that fight's gonna last very long.