Thursday, October 11, 2007
Number Two of "Seven Hells!" Comics' 5 Greatest Douchebags
Help shoot Hulk into space, don't consider consequences: CHECK!
Help usher in laws violating others civil liberties: CHECK!
Hunt down former allies who disagree with said laws: CHECK!
Imprison former friends if they disagree with said laws: CHECK!
Become head of espionage group to make it just that much easier: CHECK!
Create clone of a Nordic god and set it against your former allies: CHECK!
After Norse clone kills a two-story tall Black man, assign someone to dig a hole for said man, have him wrapped in a tarp, buried in chains in front of his whole family: CHECK!
Arrest best friend, Captain America, march him like a dog, handcuffed in front of a mob and not allow for his being possibly killed: CHECK!
Do so while completely sober: CHECK!
Kind of impressive when you see it all in one place, don't you think?
Congratulations, Tony... without even hardly trying, you became a better villain than I ever could hope be.
Hell.
All I've done lately is try and get elected mayor of Sub Diego.
2. IRON MAN
Help usher in laws violating others civil liberties: CHECK!
Hunt down former allies who disagree with said laws: CHECK!
Imprison former friends if they disagree with said laws: CHECK!
Become head of espionage group to make it just that much easier: CHECK!
Create clone of a Nordic god and set it against your former allies: CHECK!
After Norse clone kills a two-story tall Black man, assign someone to dig a hole for said man, have him wrapped in a tarp, buried in chains in front of his whole family: CHECK!
Arrest best friend, Captain America, march him like a dog, handcuffed in front of a mob and not allow for his being possibly killed: CHECK!
Do so while completely sober: CHECK!
Kind of impressive when you see it all in one place, don't you think?
Congratulations, Tony... without even hardly trying, you became a better villain than I ever could hope be.
Hell.
All I've done lately is try and get elected mayor of Sub Diego.
2. IRON MANLabels: Douchebaggery
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What's impressive is that Tony's rocketed up to number two by being a douchebag in the shortest amount of time (or issues) in comparison with the rest of the list.
Therefore I submit to you that Tony Stark's douchebaggerdness is more powerful than any challengers.
All hail Dick Cheney...uhm I mean Tony Stark.
Therefore I submit to you that Tony Stark's douchebaggerdness is more powerful than any challengers.
All hail Dick Cheney...uhm I mean Tony Stark.
Wow, Marvel's beating out DC on the douchebagometer to the tune of 3 to 1 so far.
Is that a good or bad thing for the House of Ideas?
Is that a good or bad thing for the House of Ideas?
# posted by 
: 8:40 PM
: 8:40 PM
I am having trouble imagining a bigger douchebag than Tony Stark. I defy you to find someone douchebaggier. DEFY YOU.
# posted by : 2:45 AM
: 2:45 AM
I was so sure that Tony Stark was going to be Numero Uno Douche Bag. In that case, you're going to go Real World on us and say GWB, aren't you?
# posted by : 3:05 AM
: 3:05 AM
If we're going to go real world douchebags, how about the roughly 50% of America that loves GWB? Any analysis of this craptastic period in American history needs to take into account a public that (I am convinced) is half-aware of the staggering levels of BS, but doesn't mind just so long as they aren't the ones getting screwed over. Which, I suppose, is no different from any other civilization at its apex of power.
# posted by : 7:05 AM
: 7:05 AM
Oh Fudge, I was going to have ol' Tony as #1 in Douchebaggery! He makes the Red Skull look like a Kindergardener!
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