Friday, October 12, 2007

Number One of "Seven Hells!" Comics' 5 Greatest Douchebags

Somebody call The FBI 'cause this little b*tch has been commiting hate crimes for over sixty-five years.

Arrest his ass for blocking the rooster.

For wanting everyone around him to be as ho-po' as his punk ass.

For treating a true player like a redheaded stepchild.

For trying to steal a true pimp's stable.

For hating on a man who for 65 years has kept two fine young ladies plush in his garden of pimply delights.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you The High Priest of Hatin', that Kaiser of The C*ckblock...

Pubic Enemy Number One...

Comics' Greatest Douchebag Of All Time...

(May the squirrels forever forage for your nuts.)

1. REGGIE MANTLE

13 comments:

RadioSilence said...

Ahahaha. Never saw that one coming. Yes indeed, cockblocking is like the repulsor ray of the douchebag.

John Foley said...

Crap.

http://www.myspace.com/reggiemantle23

Anonymous said...

I defied you to find someone to out-douchebag Tony Stark, and darn if you didn't go and do it.

The rumors are true: thou errest not.

Gyuss Baaltar said...

I am sorry I ever doubted you

Anthony Strand said...

That's amazing. And perfect. Perfect and amazing.

Scipio said...

Devon erreth not.

thedeadpenguin said...

Congratulations to the Black Adam of Riverdale!

Dario Delfino said...

*golf clap*

Anonymous said...

Wait a second: put his hair up in a bun, and Reggie Mantle becomes Olive Oyl. The guy dresses up as a woman just to cock-tease sailors ... now that's world-class douchebaggery.

SallyP said...

But...but...dammit I LIKE Reggie! Yes, he's evil, but darn it, he does it with such panache!

Anonymous said...

Well played!
WM

The Doc said...

Yes. And yet again, yes. I had a moment of doubt that you wouldn't be able to top Iron Man, but you pulled it out. Glorious, sir.

Anonymous said...

He looks like evil adult Kid Miracleman.

-- Lauren